jeff's new bed frame

Jeff: holy shiz
it's free shipping!!!
i'm ordering right now

me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff : fuck. this is a big purchase. i always get nervous

me: did you even look around? what if it's a piece of shit?
what's the return policy?
what's the assembly-required fine print?

Jeff : i've been looking for months

me: whoa
you're serious

Jeff : i always end up back on this one
yeah
and the reviews are good

me: haha
in the new york times?

Jeff : return policy? don't know
let me get on that

me: dude
def look that up

Jeff : i'm ordering in the holiday return policy window
which is good
full refund if returned by january 10th
but meredith, i just don't think i am going to need to do that

me: well i'm glad you place full confidence in the good people at overstock
but sometimes these things are good to know jeff
god
immature

Jeff : shit. now i want a feather bed too
what do you think

me: don't you have PT?

Jeff : ???

me: (pillow-top, dawg)

Jeff: oh yeah but it's firm
on purpose

me: wtf!?
idiot

Jeff : hahaha

me: that defeats the purpose of PT

Jeff : no it doesn't

me: oh
anyway
lolling

Jeff : you're a fool and don't know anything
it's firm underneath the pillow top
ugh
annoying

me: whatever man

Jeff : uninformed
dumb

me: your bed is soooo uncomfortable, i can tell from here

Jeff : FLAMING POO

me: you just love uncomfortable beds
lol

Jeff : hahahahaaa

me: sack of flaming shit in your face