Meredith is dangerous w/ Ninja Stars

November 8th, 10:33 am

Meredith: i am a bitch at work sometimes
i can't help it
some dude just started talking to me and i totes gave him the tcfs

me: typical
to be expected

Meredith: it was because i was trying to read gossip and he interrupted
owen wilson and jessica simpson are dating
fucking groundbreaking news
who does that guy think he is trying to talk to me while i'm reading that

me: obviously he's a bitch ass

Meredith: totally
i told him so
before i told him to get lost
http://www.dlisted.com/node/17904
sorry, i know you think i'm obsessed, but come on
why is [Britney] always making that face
fart face
like she let a stinky one loose
it is ANNOYING
i HATE HER

me: stop looking at pics of her
grow up

Meredith: i can't

me: demonstrate some maturity
like me

Meredith: i have the emotional maturity of a 7 yr old
please jeff
please

me: please what? teach you the ways?
of the samurai?

Meredith: cool, ok

me: ah, samurai

Meredith: ninja stars

me: i think it would be "ninja stas"
or "ninsha stas"

Meredith: ching chong