the same playing field

November 28, 2:05 pm

Jeff: oh, get this....these 7th graders made a "jeff turner" face book profile
ugh. they are so obnoxious

me: haha what did they put on the profile?

Jeff: i don't know...as of last night there was still no picture thank god

me: haha just wait
i'm sure they'll get something good up

Jeff: shit
i hate them
they told me they were making it

me: you should retaliate somehow
like with flaming bags of dog doo
or by calling them all retards
in front of their parents

Jeff: haha classic retaliation move
the poo one

me: haha
i know
classic
have you ever actually done that to someone?

Jeff: no

me: i wish i could say i have

Jeff: i don't think anyone has
ever

me: we need to do that
pioneers
speaking of pioneers
kid nation: tonight

Jeff: i want to go toilet papering

me: eh

Jeff: TP some one's apartment

me: tp'ings not the same as flaming poo

Jeff: hahaha no it's not
nothing is

me: not even on the same playing field
i'm gonna get someone to put it on your doorstep
so look out

Jeff: shut up
don't
i kill you