family tree

me: i was just talking about poor little jack and how he met his fate with the fertilizer
he will be missed
RIP

Jeff: you know about roxie right?

me: NO
WHAT!?

Jeff: roxie is the new jack

me: lol
no

Jeff: she's even smaller

me: jack lives on forever
wait
what is jack's sister's name?

Jeff: her name is fucking ROXIE

me: who is roxie!??
what!?

Jeff: the dog

me: you're really upsetting me
katie
katie, right?

Jeff: my dad's new dog is another weiner dog named roxie

me: katie is jack's sister
hahahaha
nice

Jeff: no. katie is jack's sister who lives with my sister

me: i hope i meet roxie one day
i know, i know about katie
i thought you were gonna tell me something bad happened to her too
i started tearing up and screaming

Jeff: oh shit. katie died though
wait. now i'm confused

me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jeff: wait

me: what happened to her

Jeff: shit
mike ran her over in his truck
on accident
backing out of the driveway
i think

me: dear lord
RIP katie
you will be missed

Jeff: wait. i think katie was the replacement for the one that got run over
i can't think of another name though

me: no
katie was jack's sister
i remember
we met them in santa cruz

Jeff: oh yeah. ok. so katie is dead

me: jeff try to say it with a little compassion
"katie is no longer with us"
"katie has passed on"

Jeff: hahah
i'm still kinda confused

me: ok let me break it down

Jeff: i have to call my brother
bye

me: jack + katie were bros
roxie is the new jack

Jeff: he might come here on sunday

me: ____ is the new katie, we don't know his or her name right now

Jeff: i like that we are having two different conversations

me: haha

Jeff: but i think katie is the dog they have now

me: no jeff, no
jesus
i bet you $500
$500!!!!

Jeff: oh wait. they got an iguana instead
ok ok ok ok

me: LOL

Jeff: iggy the iguana

me: i just busted out laughing

Jeff: no joke

me: good
iggy
good one

Jeff: i have to go

me: why
take off your shirt

Jeff: i'm fucking dying and the 8th grades are taking a test

me: tell me about your nipples

Jeff: iggy
katie

me: katie

Jeff: jack

me: jack

Jeff: roxie

me: roxie

Jeff: roxie

me: lolling
family tree complete