Jeff's files

me: did you see that bon jovi hosted snl on saturday

Jeff: yeah. so rad
did you see it?
the digital short?
titled "people getting punch when they are about to eat"
brilliant

me: no i didn't see that
i will try to find it on you tube
jeff i'm bored
can you help

Jeff: jcrew online sale
additional 20% off purchase of $175
get on it
i'm already nervous

me: i don't know if i have $175 to spend at j
but i'll take a look

Jeff: i have a huge grounder zip on the end of my nose
and it hurts hells of every time i touch my nose
zips are the new zits

me: a zip? cool, is that like a portal to another universe
a zipcar

Jeff: hahaha
saturday i went to an going out of business sale at an office on van ness
so weird

me: um ok
did you get a secretarial typewriter

Jeff: it was like a dentist office....still set up like an office but everything in sight was on sale
no. i bought a file cabinet.

me: weird
i would have bought the dentist's chair
and tools

Jeff: here's the connection....so i reserved a zipcar pickup to pick it up tomorrow
hahaha
thought that was funny

me: weirdo
is it a 2 or 4 drawer

Jeff: a toyota tacaoma
4. tall one
only $25
i can put all my shiz in it

me: all of your files?
i would like to see your files

Jeff: all my clients that i see in the bushes at night
shhhh

me: "beef stroganoff" "other beef dishes" "blue angels" "days when i had bad gas" "hush puppies"

Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHA
those would def be my tabs

me: "photoshopped pictures of me with posh"

Jeff: haha
stream of consciousness
i just ordered 107 pictures from ofoto
some from nye two years ago

me: what was that
was i there
i have eaten like 600 mini peppermint patties in the past 24 hours

Jeff: hahahaha
you probs have sexy breath though

me: so sexy, minty but decadent

Jeff: i'm drinking an emergen-C
and i always think of conor o
he said in an interview once that he lives on emergen-C
FYI
k

me: oh good, let me update my stalker files

Jeff: k
let me know when you're done

me: have you been watching kid nation

Jeff: no
i'm going to eat lunch

me: ugh
watch kid nation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff: i can't have this conversation
hahah
no

me: its the best show out there
have a nice lunch

Jeff: bye

me: poop