Jeff: holy shiz
it's free shipping!!!
i'm ordering right now
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff : fuck. this is a big purchase. i always get nervous
me: did you even look around? what if it's a piece of shit?
what's the return policy?
what's the assembly-required fine print?
Jeff : i've been looking for months
me: whoa
you're serious
Jeff : i always end up back on this one
yeah
and the reviews are good
me: haha
in the new york times?
Jeff : return policy? don't know
let me get on that
me: dude
def look that up
Jeff : i'm ordering in the holiday return policy window
which is good
full refund if returned by january 10th
but meredith, i just don't think i am going to need to do that
me: well i'm glad you place full confidence in the good people at overstock
but sometimes these things are good to know jeff
god
immature
Jeff : shit. now i want a feather bed too
what do you think
me: don't you have PT?
Jeff : ???
me: (pillow-top, dawg)
Jeff: oh yeah but it's firm
on purpose
me: wtf!?
idiot
Jeff : hahaha
me: that defeats the purpose of PT
Jeff : no it doesn't
me: oh
anyway
lolling
Jeff : you're a fool and don't know anything
it's firm underneath the pillow top
ugh
annoying
me: whatever man
Jeff : uninformed
dumb
me: your bed is soooo uncomfortable, i can tell from here
Jeff : FLAMING POO
me: you just love uncomfortable beds
lol
Jeff : hahahahaaa
me: sack of flaming shit in your face
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
fat girls' night in
November 28, 3:05 pm
Jeff: i forgot that i was supposed to get twinkies for my advisory
actually, zingers
me: mm yum
i love zingers
Jeff: so i ran home and got them
me: what flavs
vanilla?
Jeff: raspberry
me: or "yellow"
oh
Jeff: "red"
me: red's the worst
Jeff: haha i know
i had one and almost barfed
me: you should try the yellow ones
hella good
Jeff: they ate them like they were candy
me: what does that mean
like 6 at a time?
Jeff: haha
that was good
me: thanks
stuff a red zinger in your butthole
Jeff: i know what you're thinking of... these zingers were a little different...
the red frosting covered the whole twinkie and it's sprinkled with coconut
stuff a red zinger in your butthole
hella lolling
so dumb
me: haha
i know what you're talking about
Jeff: they are the best for fat girls night in
me: i love fat girls night in
Jeff: i do too
my favorite nights
Jeff: i forgot that i was supposed to get twinkies for my advisory
actually, zingers
me: mm yum
i love zingers
Jeff: so i ran home and got them
me: what flavs
vanilla?
Jeff: raspberry
me: or "yellow"
oh
Jeff: "red"
me: red's the worst
Jeff: haha i know
i had one and almost barfed
me: you should try the yellow ones
hella good
Jeff: they ate them like they were candy
me: what does that mean
like 6 at a time?
Jeff: haha
that was good
me: thanks
stuff a red zinger in your butthole
Jeff: i know what you're thinking of... these zingers were a little different...
the red frosting covered the whole twinkie and it's sprinkled with coconut
stuff a red zinger in your butthole
hella lolling
so dumb
me: haha
i know what you're talking about
Jeff: they are the best for fat girls night in
me: i love fat girls night in
Jeff: i do too
my favorite nights
Lettin' Loose
September 12th, 10:31 am
Meredith: whomp that trick
me: stomp that trick
Meredith: it's hard out there for a pimp
me: i ain't got no visa. i ain't got no red american express. i can't even buy you flowers
Meredith: whomp that trick
me: stomp that trick
Meredith: it's hard out there for a pimp
me: i ain't got no visa. i ain't got no red american express. i can't even buy you flowers
the same playing field
November 28, 2:05 pm
Jeff: oh, get this....these 7th graders made a "jeff turner" face book profile
ugh. they are so obnoxious
me: haha what did they put on the profile?
Jeff: i don't know...as of last night there was still no picture thank god
me: haha just wait
i'm sure they'll get something good up
Jeff: shit
i hate them
they told me they were making it
me: you should retaliate somehow
like with flaming bags of dog doo
or by calling them all retards
in front of their parents
Jeff: haha classic retaliation move
the poo one
me: haha
i know
classic
have you ever actually done that to someone?
Jeff: no
me: i wish i could say i have
Jeff: i don't think anyone has
ever
me: we need to do that
pioneers
speaking of pioneers
kid nation: tonight
Jeff: i want to go toilet papering
me: eh
Jeff: TP some one's apartment
me: tp'ings not the same as flaming poo
Jeff: hahaha no it's not
nothing is
me: not even on the same playing field
i'm gonna get someone to put it on your doorstep
so look out
Jeff: shut up
don't
i kill you
Jeff: oh, get this....these 7th graders made a "jeff turner" face book profile
ugh. they are so obnoxious
me: haha what did they put on the profile?
Jeff: i don't know...as of last night there was still no picture thank god
me: haha just wait
i'm sure they'll get something good up
Jeff: shit
i hate them
they told me they were making it
me: you should retaliate somehow
like with flaming bags of dog doo
or by calling them all retards
in front of their parents
Jeff: haha classic retaliation move
the poo one
me: haha
i know
classic
have you ever actually done that to someone?
Jeff: no
me: i wish i could say i have
Jeff: i don't think anyone has
ever
me: we need to do that
pioneers
speaking of pioneers
kid nation: tonight
Jeff: i want to go toilet papering
me: eh
Jeff: TP some one's apartment
me: tp'ings not the same as flaming poo
Jeff: hahaha no it's not
nothing is
me: not even on the same playing field
i'm gonna get someone to put it on your doorstep
so look out
Jeff: shut up
don't
i kill you
the origins of 7
September 27th, 10:22 am
Meredith: poop
me: stop the immaturity. one of my kids was telling me how his favorite # is 7
no joke. for serious. i told him to look for 7 in special places in the world
you know, the typical "7 talk"
Meredith: i saw a blurb on CNN yesterday about how nike is making a special line of shoes for native americans. they said they
incorporated the number 7 because it has special meaning for them
lol
totally
me: HAHAHAHA
Meredith: i talk about 7 all the time
me: dude. we were so far ahead of the time
Meredith: no kidding, we were tapping into some native american ancient shit. jeff, for realz, 7 is the best
it's a magical number
me: i know....if you think about 7 for a long enough period of time, it starts raining
Meredith: if you say 7 three hundred times in a row a unicorn appears
me: and if you say it 3 times in a row, in the dark, in a mirror, noah appears and kills baby animals
Meredith: noah of noah's ark?
me: whoa. i feel like i just ate acid
noah's ark fool
Meredith: noah is a weird word. god i'm tripping billies
me: oh, you know another weird word? decrease
Meredith: oh, yeah, i guess
me: i'm under the table and dreaming. And butch
Meredith: DMB probably likes 7
me: butch sounds weird after saying it like 7 times
Meredith: oh i thought you were saying you were under the table, dreaming AND butch
i didn't really know how to respond
me: hahaha i'm confused
Meredith: i love butches. like kd lang
me: they gross me out. remember your old boss? katie?
such a weird time
7
Meredith: the weirdest time EVER. that was when we discovered 7
me: ahh yes. I remember.
Meredith: poop
me: stop the immaturity. one of my kids was telling me how his favorite # is 7
no joke. for serious. i told him to look for 7 in special places in the world
you know, the typical "7 talk"
Meredith: i saw a blurb on CNN yesterday about how nike is making a special line of shoes for native americans. they said they
incorporated the number 7 because it has special meaning for them
lol
totally
me: HAHAHAHA
Meredith: i talk about 7 all the time
me: dude. we were so far ahead of the time
Meredith: no kidding, we were tapping into some native american ancient shit. jeff, for realz, 7 is the best
it's a magical number
me: i know....if you think about 7 for a long enough period of time, it starts raining
Meredith: if you say 7 three hundred times in a row a unicorn appears
me: and if you say it 3 times in a row, in the dark, in a mirror, noah appears and kills baby animals
Meredith: noah of noah's ark?
me: whoa. i feel like i just ate acid
noah's ark fool
Meredith: noah is a weird word. god i'm tripping billies
me: oh, you know another weird word? decrease
Meredith: oh, yeah, i guess
me: i'm under the table and dreaming. And butch
Meredith: DMB probably likes 7
me: butch sounds weird after saying it like 7 times
Meredith: oh i thought you were saying you were under the table, dreaming AND butch
i didn't really know how to respond
me: hahaha i'm confused
Meredith: i love butches. like kd lang
me: they gross me out. remember your old boss? katie?
such a weird time
7
Meredith: the weirdest time EVER. that was when we discovered 7
me: ahh yes. I remember.
Jeff is crushing on Mr. Belding
Jeff: yo. and they just tore up that gross ass carpet so now we have a hard wood floor
holler
me: nice
that carpet was narsty narst
it had like 40 year old cat barf woven in
Jeff: it's like a huge dance floor
me: mature jeff
think about maturity
Jeff: how much are the places you're looking at?
me: my cap cap CAP to the MAX is 1050
i want to stay under 1000 though
Jeff: to the max
the MAX
for burgers
me: MAX
Jeff: i'll call lisa turtle
me: what do burgers have to do with anything
hahahahahahahaha
nice, thanks
i'll get slater and kelly
i want a SBTB box set
do they make that
when the teacher pops a test i know i'm in a mess and my dog ate all my homework last night
ridin low in my chair she won't know that i'm there if i can hand it in tomorrow it'll
BE ALRIGHT
Jeff: hahaha
dude
get back to work
me: the best
you
you're forming young minds
Jeff: DO NOT start typing the fresh prince of bel air song
me: i'm not responsible for anything
i wouldn't
so passe
Jeff: i'm done with you
me: RUDE
bad attitude jeff
holler
me: nice
that carpet was narsty narst
it had like 40 year old cat barf woven in
Jeff: it's like a huge dance floor
me: mature jeff
think about maturity
Jeff: how much are the places you're looking at?
me: my cap cap CAP to the MAX is 1050
i want to stay under 1000 though
Jeff: to the max
the MAX
for burgers
me: MAX
Jeff: i'll call lisa turtle
me: what do burgers have to do with anything
hahahahahahahaha
nice, thanks
i'll get slater and kelly
i want a SBTB box set
do they make that
when the teacher pops a test i know i'm in a mess and my dog ate all my homework last night
ridin low in my chair she won't know that i'm there if i can hand it in tomorrow it'll
BE ALRIGHT
Jeff: hahaha
dude
get back to work
me: the best
you
you're forming young minds
Jeff: DO NOT start typing the fresh prince of bel air song
me: i'm not responsible for anything
i wouldn't
so passe
Jeff: i'm done with you
me: RUDE
bad attitude jeff
When Meredith makes up lyrics...
November 30th, 12:20 pm
me: oh my god.
i just found an online coupon for overstock.com
%40 off!!!
i'm going to see if it can be applied to my order
THOSE BITCHES BETTER APPLY IT
Meredith: bitch asses with their coupons. i have that beyonce song in my head
you must not know what i mean you must not know what i mean
you must not know what i mean you must not know what i mean
you must not know what i mean you must not know what i mean
you must not know what i mean you must not know what i mean
me: oh my god.
i just found an online coupon for overstock.com
%40 off!!!
i'm going to see if it can be applied to my order
THOSE BITCHES BETTER APPLY IT
Meredith: bitch asses with their coupons. i have that beyonce song in my head
you must not know what i mean you must not know what i mean
you must not know what i mean you must not know what i mean
you must not know what i mean you must not know what i mean
you must not know what i mean you must not know what i mean
Coke-a-corns take over TVland
me: have you been watching gossip girl?
Jeff: yo. you are like the 100th person that has asked me that
and no
i have not
me: jeez jef
jef, that's you
Jeff: i know
me: get with it
what have you been watching? friends reruns? welcome to 2007
Jeff: of course!
6:30-7:30
power hour
hahaha
and mondays on tbs
two straight hours
me: you need to at least watch kid nation
give it a shot
you will love it
do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i command thee
Jeff: shut your face
watch the bachelor
i love jenni
me: ugh
i watched it once
lametown
all bachelors are the same
Jeff: bachelor nation
they are all the same
me: "where bachelors fend for themselves"
Jeff: the girls are always the conservative-we-look-the-same-and-want-to-get-married-at-a-young-age-or-else-we-will-just-fall-apart-emotionally kind
love it
you should go on kid nation
me: lol
i love that description
i think i am a little old for kid nation
but i would love to
Jeff: i don't
me: oh
poop
Jeff: with your maturity level?
me: boobs
true, true
i'd just be a little taller than everyone else
and instead of root beer i could drink whiskey in the town saloon
other than that
no difference
Jeff: haha
i saw a preview where some kid ordered a root beer b/c he had a hard day
hahaha
me: yeah he missed his girlfriend
he's liked her since 3rd grade
his friend tried to cheer him up by taking him out on the fringes of town to look at some cows
Jeff: LOLing
fringes of town
me: cows
lol
they were standing there and the one kid goes, try to take your mind off it man.
look at those cows. oh wait. are those bulls? those are bulls. let's go this way
Jeff: hells of LOLing
i want to see it now
NOW
me: i'm wearing pantyhose today
and it makes me want to kill people
Jeff: i love pantyhose
they make me feel sexy
in a very straight, manly way
me: i think many men feel that way
Jeff: i have em
me: sweet
ew
Jeff: yo. more items added to the jcrew sale
what's your address? can i send you a prime card?
meredith, imagine...every prime number from 1 to 2000 at your fingertips!!!!!!
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please
i need this sort of information at my immediate disposal
the pantyhose are making my insides hurt
squeezing
Jeff: ewww
i just pictured your intestines all smushed up
me: it looked good, right?
i love thinking about guts
i got new glasses
they are hells of cool
they have only a half-rim, you know? like rim on top, no rim on bottom
rimjob
Jeff: hahaha i like those
i almost got those kind too
but my shit is too thick
me: but they couldn't hold your 64" lenses
64" is really thick
you should consider getting new eyes installed
Jeff: i just sent you an email from logan
he's home sick today
this is what he does
with pictures of himself
me: this is incredible
i don't really know why it's called "blowunicorn" though
Jeff: hahaha i know
i was nervous to open it
me: me too
Jeff: you know, like beastiality and shit
me: fucking goats and dogs
donkey shows
Jeff: helluv LOLing
donkey shows
me: ok kid nation is on at 8 on your channel 5
i looked at tv guide for you
that means you'll have to skip deal or no deal
Jeff: fuck deal or no deal
i've never watched that
and i won't
OK????!!
me: i know i was just kidding
i fucking hate deal or no deal
what a stupid show
boring as shit
god i have a big night of tv
kid nation at 7, gossip girl at 8
Jeff: the "regular" people in this country are fucking stupid
and ugle
ugly
hahaha
me: ugle
haha
Jeff: well, and ugle
and fat
fatle
me: oogle-eh
Jeff: fatle and ugle
me: haha
i hate fatties
Jeff: ditto
me: jk
but not really
i also hate asian drivers
but that's between you and me
Jeff: oh my god i HATE asian drivers
yesterday i had a zipcar for some errands
and i UNFORTUNATELY had to go the fucking richmond
oh my god
i hate them
asians are terrified of the road
so funny
and obnoxious
me: haha
either that or they drive suped-up honda civics with those like speed racer bars on the back
and decals
Jeff: and have ridiculous haircuts
me: and eat dogs
Jeff: and they are all kinda scared of each other
and frogs
eat frogs
me: and ducks
no, they're scared of frogs
and the movie tokyo drift
Jeff: i just sneezed snot on my hand
me: cool, what are you gonna do with it
Jeff: eat it
oh god
this world is ridic
people get attention for being dumb
so tiring
me: time for the coke-a-corns to take over
Jeff: hahahaa
that's just good comedy
Jeff: yo. you are like the 100th person that has asked me that
and no
i have not
me: jeez jef
jef, that's you
Jeff: i know
me: get with it
what have you been watching? friends reruns? welcome to 2007
Jeff: of course!
6:30-7:30
power hour
hahaha
and mondays on tbs
two straight hours
me: you need to at least watch kid nation
give it a shot
you will love it
do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i command thee
Jeff: shut your face
watch the bachelor
i love jenni
me: ugh
i watched it once
lametown
all bachelors are the same
Jeff: bachelor nation
they are all the same
me: "where bachelors fend for themselves"
Jeff: the girls are always the conservative-we-look-the-same-and-want-to-get-married-at-a-young-age-or-else-we-will-just-fall-apart-emotionally kind
love it
you should go on kid nation
me: lol
i love that description
i think i am a little old for kid nation
but i would love to
Jeff: i don't
me: oh
poop
Jeff: with your maturity level?
me: boobs
true, true
i'd just be a little taller than everyone else
and instead of root beer i could drink whiskey in the town saloon
other than that
no difference
Jeff: haha
i saw a preview where some kid ordered a root beer b/c he had a hard day
hahaha
me: yeah he missed his girlfriend
he's liked her since 3rd grade
his friend tried to cheer him up by taking him out on the fringes of town to look at some cows
Jeff: LOLing
fringes of town
me: cows
lol
they were standing there and the one kid goes, try to take your mind off it man.
look at those cows. oh wait. are those bulls? those are bulls. let's go this way
Jeff: hells of LOLing
i want to see it now
NOW
me: i'm wearing pantyhose today
and it makes me want to kill people
Jeff: i love pantyhose
they make me feel sexy
in a very straight, manly way
me: i think many men feel that way
Jeff: i have em
me: sweet
ew
Jeff: yo. more items added to the jcrew sale
what's your address? can i send you a prime card?
meredith, imagine...every prime number from 1 to 2000 at your fingertips!!!!!!
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please
i need this sort of information at my immediate disposal
the pantyhose are making my insides hurt
squeezing
Jeff: ewww
i just pictured your intestines all smushed up
me: it looked good, right?
i love thinking about guts
i got new glasses
they are hells of cool
they have only a half-rim, you know? like rim on top, no rim on bottom
rimjob
Jeff: hahaha i like those
i almost got those kind too
but my shit is too thick
me: but they couldn't hold your 64" lenses
64" is really thick
you should consider getting new eyes installed
Jeff: i just sent you an email from logan
he's home sick today
this is what he does
with pictures of himself
me: this is incredible
i don't really know why it's called "blowunicorn" though
Jeff: hahaha i know
i was nervous to open it
me: me too
Jeff: you know, like beastiality and shit
me: fucking goats and dogs
donkey shows
Jeff: helluv LOLing
donkey shows
me: ok kid nation is on at 8 on your channel 5
i looked at tv guide for you
that means you'll have to skip deal or no deal
Jeff: fuck deal or no deal
i've never watched that
and i won't
OK????!!
me: i know i was just kidding
i fucking hate deal or no deal
what a stupid show
boring as shit
god i have a big night of tv
kid nation at 7, gossip girl at 8
Jeff: the "regular" people in this country are fucking stupid
and ugle
ugly
hahaha
me: ugle
haha
Jeff: well, and ugle
and fat
fatle
me: oogle-eh
Jeff: fatle and ugle
me: haha
i hate fatties
Jeff: ditto
me: jk
but not really
i also hate asian drivers
but that's between you and me
Jeff: oh my god i HATE asian drivers
yesterday i had a zipcar for some errands
and i UNFORTUNATELY had to go the fucking richmond
oh my god
i hate them
asians are terrified of the road
so funny
and obnoxious
me: haha
either that or they drive suped-up honda civics with those like speed racer bars on the back
and decals
Jeff: and have ridiculous haircuts
me: and eat dogs
Jeff: and they are all kinda scared of each other
and frogs
eat frogs
me: and ducks
no, they're scared of frogs
and the movie tokyo drift
Jeff: i just sneezed snot on my hand
me: cool, what are you gonna do with it
Jeff: eat it
oh god
this world is ridic
people get attention for being dumb
so tiring
me: time for the coke-a-corns to take over
Jeff: hahahaa
that's just good comedy
Jeff's files
me: did you see that bon jovi hosted snl on saturday
Jeff: yeah. so rad
did you see it?
the digital short?
titled "people getting punch when they are about to eat"
brilliant
me: no i didn't see that
i will try to find it on you tube
jeff i'm bored
can you help
Jeff: jcrew online sale
additional 20% off purchase of $175
get on it
i'm already nervous
me: i don't know if i have $175 to spend at j
but i'll take a look
Jeff: i have a huge grounder zip on the end of my nose
and it hurts hells of every time i touch my nose
zips are the new zits
me: a zip? cool, is that like a portal to another universe
a zipcar
Jeff: hahaha
saturday i went to an going out of business sale at an office on van ness
so weird
me: um ok
did you get a secretarial typewriter
Jeff: it was like a dentist office....still set up like an office but everything in sight was on sale
no. i bought a file cabinet.
me: weird
i would have bought the dentist's chair
and tools
Jeff: here's the connection....so i reserved a zipcar pickup to pick it up tomorrow
hahaha
thought that was funny
me: weirdo
is it a 2 or 4 drawer
Jeff: a toyota tacaoma
4. tall one
only $25
i can put all my shiz in it
me: all of your files?
i would like to see your files
Jeff: all my clients that i see in the bushes at night
shhhh
me: "beef stroganoff" "other beef dishes" "blue angels" "days when i had bad gas" "hush puppies"
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHA
those would def be my tabs
me: "photoshopped pictures of me with posh"
Jeff: haha
stream of consciousness
i just ordered 107 pictures from ofoto
some from nye two years ago
me: what was that
was i there
i have eaten like 600 mini peppermint patties in the past 24 hours
Jeff: hahahaha
you probs have sexy breath though
me: so sexy, minty but decadent
Jeff: i'm drinking an emergen-C
and i always think of conor o
he said in an interview once that he lives on emergen-C
FYI
k
me: oh good, let me update my stalker files
Jeff: k
let me know when you're done
me: have you been watching kid nation
Jeff: no
i'm going to eat lunch
me: ugh
watch kid nation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff: i can't have this conversation
hahah
no
me: its the best show out there
have a nice lunch
Jeff: bye
me: poop
Jeff: yeah. so rad
did you see it?
the digital short?
titled "people getting punch when they are about to eat"
brilliant
me: no i didn't see that
i will try to find it on you tube
jeff i'm bored
can you help
Jeff: jcrew online sale
additional 20% off purchase of $175
get on it
i'm already nervous
me: i don't know if i have $175 to spend at j
but i'll take a look
Jeff: i have a huge grounder zip on the end of my nose
and it hurts hells of every time i touch my nose
zips are the new zits
me: a zip? cool, is that like a portal to another universe
a zipcar
Jeff: hahaha
saturday i went to an going out of business sale at an office on van ness
so weird
me: um ok
did you get a secretarial typewriter
Jeff: it was like a dentist office....still set up like an office but everything in sight was on sale
no. i bought a file cabinet.
me: weird
i would have bought the dentist's chair
and tools
Jeff: here's the connection....so i reserved a zipcar pickup to pick it up tomorrow
hahaha
thought that was funny
me: weirdo
is it a 2 or 4 drawer
Jeff: a toyota tacaoma
4. tall one
only $25
i can put all my shiz in it
me: all of your files?
i would like to see your files
Jeff: all my clients that i see in the bushes at night
shhhh
me: "beef stroganoff" "other beef dishes" "blue angels" "days when i had bad gas" "hush puppies"
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHA
those would def be my tabs
me: "photoshopped pictures of me with posh"
Jeff: haha
stream of consciousness
i just ordered 107 pictures from ofoto
some from nye two years ago
me: what was that
was i there
i have eaten like 600 mini peppermint patties in the past 24 hours
Jeff: hahahaha
you probs have sexy breath though
me: so sexy, minty but decadent
Jeff: i'm drinking an emergen-C
and i always think of conor o
he said in an interview once that he lives on emergen-C
FYI
k
me: oh good, let me update my stalker files
Jeff: k
let me know when you're done
me: have you been watching kid nation
Jeff: no
i'm going to eat lunch
me: ugh
watch kid nation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff: i can't have this conversation
hahah
no
me: its the best show out there
have a nice lunch
Jeff: bye
me: poop
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
solid gold titi
Meredith: i just can't stop thinking about wizard's sleeves
me: so there are these guys working on rewiring the fire alarm system here
Meredith: k
me: and they are like total blue collar guys
totally nice
Meredith: k
me: but like, tough and stuff. like motorcycles and cigs
Meredith: totes
from central cali, probs
me: i sit in the lower school music room and so there are......yeah. central cali fo sho
the kind of guys that "fucking hate fucking driving into this fucking insane city every fucking day..."
Meredith: lol
me: so here in the music room there are like a bunch of notes and shit onthe walls
Meredith: really? revolutionary
me: including, but not limited to the foloowing
ta-a-a-a
Meredith: tits and ass?
me: ta-a
hahahahaha
i just spit on my computer
Meredith: what is this ta-a business
me: and other stuff
SO ANYWAY
Meredith: wait
i don't get what you're saying here
me: i'm just setting the scene
Meredith: all i have gotten out of this story so far is that there are some hard core dudes and notes on the walls
me: this is story telling meredith
Meredith: possibly some tits and ass
me: setting the scene
Meredith: oh, oh. right. my bad. please continue
me: T and A??!!! where??
ok.....
so today one of the dudes came in to the room with like wire and shiz and said,
"so the other day one of the guys was working in here with me and he's from the philipeans
sp?
Meredith: phillippenes?
me: and he noticed the "ti-ti" sign on the wall
Meredith: asia
me: after he said that he just started laughing
so i joined in
ti-ti
Meredith: oh my god i am laughing so hard
i'm trying not to be really loud
my eyes are tearing
me: then he was like, "yeah so, we were laughing for a while about that....you know what it means right?"
i'm dying
watery eyes
Meredith: lol this better be good
me: oh. that's it
i was just like, yeah i know.
Meredith: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: then he left
Meredith: turner classics
so you never found out
me: i just had to get up for a sec
Meredith: you just were laughing at "ti ti"
me: yeah...hahahahahhaha. like boobs.
Meredith: lol
that is hilarious
me: i cannot talk to you anymore
Meredith: i am going to look it up and see if i can find out what that means in ching chong
me: people think i am crazy
Meredith: i know me too, my face is bright red
me: AHAHAHAHHAA
i just did a cough laugh
this is all i've written on the evaluation in the last 45 minutes:
It was clear that throughout the
that's it
Meredith: OMG i totally found it
me: ? what is it?
Meredith: http://www.tagalog-dictionary.com/cgi-bin/search.pl?s=titi
lolling so hard
me: LOL LOL LOL LOL HELLUV
me: so there are these guys working on rewiring the fire alarm system here
Meredith: k
me: and they are like total blue collar guys
totally nice
Meredith: k
me: but like, tough and stuff. like motorcycles and cigs
Meredith: totes
from central cali, probs
me: i sit in the lower school music room and so there are......yeah. central cali fo sho
the kind of guys that "fucking hate fucking driving into this fucking insane city every fucking day..."
Meredith: lol
me: so here in the music room there are like a bunch of notes and shit onthe walls
Meredith: really? revolutionary
me: including, but not limited to the foloowing
ta-a-a-a
Meredith: tits and ass?
me: ta-a
hahahahaha
i just spit on my computer
Meredith: what is this ta-a business
me: and other stuff
SO ANYWAY
Meredith: wait
i don't get what you're saying here
me: i'm just setting the scene
Meredith: all i have gotten out of this story so far is that there are some hard core dudes and notes on the walls
me: this is story telling meredith
Meredith: possibly some tits and ass
me: setting the scene
Meredith: oh, oh. right. my bad. please continue
me: T and A??!!! where??
ok.....
so today one of the dudes came in to the room with like wire and shiz and said,
"so the other day one of the guys was working in here with me and he's from the philipeans
sp?
Meredith: phillippenes?
me: and he noticed the "ti-ti" sign on the wall
Meredith: asia
me: after he said that he just started laughing
so i joined in
ti-ti
Meredith: oh my god i am laughing so hard
i'm trying not to be really loud
my eyes are tearing
me: then he was like, "yeah so, we were laughing for a while about that....you know what it means right?"
i'm dying
watery eyes
Meredith: lol this better be good
me: oh. that's it
i was just like, yeah i know.
Meredith: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: then he left
Meredith: turner classics
so you never found out
me: i just had to get up for a sec
Meredith: you just were laughing at "ti ti"
me: yeah...hahahahahhaha. like boobs.
Meredith: lol
that is hilarious
me: i cannot talk to you anymore
Meredith: i am going to look it up and see if i can find out what that means in ching chong
me: people think i am crazy
Meredith: i know me too, my face is bright red
me: AHAHAHAHHAA
i just did a cough laugh
this is all i've written on the evaluation in the last 45 minutes:
It was clear that throughout the
that's it
Meredith: OMG i totally found it
me: ? what is it?
Meredith: http://www.tagalog-dictionary.com/cgi-bin/search.pl?s=titi
lolling so hard
me: LOL LOL LOL LOL HELLUV
family tree
me: i was just talking about poor little jack and how he met his fate with the fertilizer
he will be missed
RIP
Jeff: you know about roxie right?
me: NO
WHAT!?
Jeff: roxie is the new jack
me: lol
no
Jeff: she's even smaller
me: jack lives on forever
wait
what is jack's sister's name?
Jeff: her name is fucking ROXIE
me: who is roxie!??
what!?
Jeff: the dog
me: you're really upsetting me
katie
katie, right?
Jeff: my dad's new dog is another weiner dog named roxie
me: katie is jack's sister
hahahaha
nice
Jeff: no. katie is jack's sister who lives with my sister
me: i hope i meet roxie one day
i know, i know about katie
i thought you were gonna tell me something bad happened to her too
i started tearing up and screaming
Jeff: oh shit. katie died though
wait. now i'm confused
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jeff: wait
me: what happened to her
Jeff: shit
mike ran her over in his truck
on accident
backing out of the driveway
i think
me: dear lord
RIP katie
you will be missed
Jeff: wait. i think katie was the replacement for the one that got run over
i can't think of another name though
me: no
katie was jack's sister
i remember
we met them in santa cruz
Jeff: oh yeah. ok. so katie is dead
me: jeff try to say it with a little compassion
"katie is no longer with us"
"katie has passed on"
Jeff: hahah
i'm still kinda confused
me: ok let me break it down
Jeff: i have to call my brother
bye
me: jack + katie were bros
roxie is the new jack
Jeff: he might come here on sunday
me: ____ is the new katie, we don't know his or her name right now
Jeff: i like that we are having two different conversations
me: haha
Jeff: but i think katie is the dog they have now
me: no jeff, no
jesus
i bet you $500
$500!!!!
Jeff: oh wait. they got an iguana instead
ok ok ok ok
me: LOL
Jeff: iggy the iguana
me: i just busted out laughing
Jeff: no joke
me: good
iggy
good one
Jeff: i have to go
me: why
take off your shirt
Jeff: i'm fucking dying and the 8th grades are taking a test
me: tell me about your nipples
Jeff: iggy
katie
me: katie
Jeff: jack
me: jack
Jeff: roxie
me: roxie
Jeff: roxie
me: lolling
family tree complete
he will be missed
RIP
Jeff: you know about roxie right?
me: NO
WHAT!?
Jeff: roxie is the new jack
me: lol
no
Jeff: she's even smaller
me: jack lives on forever
wait
what is jack's sister's name?
Jeff: her name is fucking ROXIE
me: who is roxie!??
what!?
Jeff: the dog
me: you're really upsetting me
katie
katie, right?
Jeff: my dad's new dog is another weiner dog named roxie
me: katie is jack's sister
hahahaha
nice
Jeff: no. katie is jack's sister who lives with my sister
me: i hope i meet roxie one day
i know, i know about katie
i thought you were gonna tell me something bad happened to her too
i started tearing up and screaming
Jeff: oh shit. katie died though
wait. now i'm confused
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jeff: wait
me: what happened to her
Jeff: shit
mike ran her over in his truck
on accident
backing out of the driveway
i think
me: dear lord
RIP katie
you will be missed
Jeff: wait. i think katie was the replacement for the one that got run over
i can't think of another name though
me: no
katie was jack's sister
i remember
we met them in santa cruz
Jeff: oh yeah. ok. so katie is dead
me: jeff try to say it with a little compassion
"katie is no longer with us"
"katie has passed on"
Jeff: hahah
i'm still kinda confused
me: ok let me break it down
Jeff: i have to call my brother
bye
me: jack + katie were bros
roxie is the new jack
Jeff: he might come here on sunday
me: ____ is the new katie, we don't know his or her name right now
Jeff: i like that we are having two different conversations
me: haha
Jeff: but i think katie is the dog they have now
me: no jeff, no
jesus
i bet you $500
$500!!!!
Jeff: oh wait. they got an iguana instead
ok ok ok ok
me: LOL
Jeff: iggy the iguana
me: i just busted out laughing
Jeff: no joke
me: good
iggy
good one
Jeff: i have to go
me: why
take off your shirt
Jeff: i'm fucking dying and the 8th grades are taking a test
me: tell me about your nipples
Jeff: iggy
katie
me: katie
Jeff: jack
me: jack
Jeff: roxie
me: roxie
Jeff: roxie
me: lolling
family tree complete
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