Jeff is crushing on Mr. Belding

Jeff: yo. and they just tore up that gross ass carpet so now we have a hard wood floor
holler

me: nice
that carpet was narsty narst
it had like 40 year old cat barf woven in

Jeff: it's like a huge dance floor

me: mature jeff
think about maturity

Jeff: how much are the places you're looking at?

me: my cap cap CAP to the MAX is 1050
i want to stay under 1000 though

Jeff: to the max
the MAX
for burgers

me: MAX

Jeff: i'll call lisa turtle

me: what do burgers have to do with anything
hahahahahahahaha
nice, thanks
i'll get slater and kelly
i want a SBTB box set
do they make that
when the teacher pops a test i know i'm in a mess and my dog ate all my homework last night
ridin low in my chair she won't know that i'm there if i can hand it in tomorrow it'll
BE ALRIGHT

Jeff: hahaha
dude
get back to work

me: the best
you
you're forming young minds

Jeff: DO NOT start typing the fresh prince of bel air song

me: i'm not responsible for anything
i wouldn't
so passe

Jeff: i'm done with you

me: RUDE
bad attitude jeff