the origins of 7

September 27th, 10:22 am

Meredith: poop

me: stop the immaturity. one of my kids was telling me how his favorite # is 7
no joke. for serious. i told him to look for 7 in special places in the world
you know, the typical "7 talk"

Meredith: i saw a blurb on CNN yesterday about how nike is making a special line of shoes for native americans. they said they
incorporated the number 7 because it has special meaning for them
lol
totally

me: HAHAHAHA

Meredith: i talk about 7 all the time

me: dude. we were so far ahead of the time

Meredith: no kidding, we were tapping into some native american ancient shit. jeff, for realz, 7 is the best
it's a magical number

me: i know....if you think about 7 for a long enough period of time, it starts raining

Meredith: if you say 7 three hundred times in a row a unicorn appears

me: and if you say it 3 times in a row, in the dark, in a mirror, noah appears and kills baby animals

Meredith: noah of noah's ark?

me: whoa. i feel like i just ate acid
noah's ark fool

Meredith: noah is a weird word. god i'm tripping billies

me: oh, you know another weird word? decrease

Meredith: oh, yeah, i guess

me: i'm under the table and dreaming. And butch

Meredith: DMB probably likes 7

me: butch sounds weird after saying it like 7 times

Meredith: oh i thought you were saying you were under the table, dreaming AND butch
i didn't really know how to respond

me: hahaha i'm confused

Meredith: i love butches. like kd lang

me: they gross me out. remember your old boss? katie?
such a weird time
7

Meredith: the weirdest time EVER. that was when we discovered 7

me: ahh yes. I remember.