Jeff Forms Criminal Minds

Jeff: i just took my gum out and put it on a stapler so i could drink cold coffee
weird

me: haha

Jeff: i don't know why i did that

me: the other day i sneezed at my desk while chewing gum and it flew out, and then i couldn't find it
i still don't know what happened to it

Jeff: HAHAHA
dying

me: i know me too
literally
i feel sick

Jeff: i'm picturing a cartoon sneeze

me: haaaaCHOOOOOO
dude did you hear phish is back

Jeff: the kind that makes you move back in your chair
haha i did
ugh
weird

me: yeah i blew back like 7 feet
did you vote yes on whatever prop it was that is gonna build the super train from LA to SF
i voted no, because it is really expensive and they didn't have a business plan
but anyway it passed
so
you know
that means we can ride it together in like 30 years
something to look forward to jeff
always look to the future
are you in a quiet mood?

Jeff: no...writing reports
er, so yes
no class is starting
no = now

me: wait...yes? or no
what kind of class is it? home ec?

Jeff: wood shop

me: are you having the birds and the bees chat today?

Jeff: i work with inmates

me: nice
do you press license plates

Jeff: mainly murders

me: wow
cold blooded killers

Jeff: just my type

me: that's hard core
do you have a spider web tatted on your elbow now

Jeff: yeah
bye